Dark Rock-Paper-Scissors: The Art of Cheating
Subverting the Classics with Deception and Cunning
For the truly exceptional player, the rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors are not enough. No, no, no. You want more. You want to cheat. And that's where we come in.
Our expert team of Dark Rock-Paper-Scissors strategists have perfected the art of cheating, using advanced techniques like...
- Reading your opponent's body language (the way they're tapping their foot, the nervous glances at their watch)
- Exploiting the psychological vulnerabilities in the official RPS tournament rules (the ones about not talking about the game during gameplay)
- Utilizing our patented, top-secret RPS cheat sheet (available for a limited time only)
Don't settle for mere victory. Demand domination. Join us in the world of Dark Rock-Paper-Scissors, where the only rule is there are no rules.