What We Should Have Said
"We're sorry we didn't warn you that the world was going to end. We know, we know, it was a real 'doomsday' situation. But honestly, we thought it was just a Tuesday."
More Advanced ApologiesWe regret that we did not inform you that the apocalypse was imminent. Our team was too busy sipping artisanal lattes and discussing the meaning of existence. In our defense, we were under a lot of pressure from the impending doom.
As a token of our sincerest apologies, we offer you this complimentary retroactive apology, complete with a free side of existential dread.
"We're sorry we didn't warn you that the world was going to end. We know, we know, it was a real 'doomsday' situation. But honestly, we thought it was just a Tuesday."
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