Hotel Reservations: Where the Wi-Fi Never Works

Welcome to the most unreliable lodging in the city!

Book your stay with us and experience the thrill of maybe getting a signal.

Choose from our 4 different room types, each with its own unique brand of mediocrity.

And don't forget to try our overpriced breakfast buffet featuring a selection of moldy pastries and stale coffee.

Learn more about our questionable management practices Contact us to report your lost luggage or missing sense of hope