Time is relative, but only when you're trying to get away with it. 58 minutes is a weird, awkward stage. It's not quite a minute, but it's not quite an hour. It's like the awkward cousin of minutes. Here's a guide to help you navigate this confusing landscape.
Is it 59 minutes? Almost, but not quite. Is it 1 hour? Technically, but that would be cheating. No, it's just... 58 minutes, the unsung hero.
Apparently, it's some sort of temporal anomaly, like a black hole that sucks up all the normalcy and spits out weirdness. We're not really sure, but it's definitely there, like a weird, awkward uncle at a family reunion.