Welcome to Sloth Mode: 4 seconds of sloth life
As a sloth, your day consists of 4 seconds of wakefulness.
Here's a brief summary of your morning routine:
- Wake up from hibernation
- Eat 1/4 of a leaf
- Take a 3-second shower
- Stare at wall for 3 seconds
- Spend 2 seconds on social media
- Go back to hibernation
That's it. You're done.
Want to see your daily schedule in more detail? Click here.