5 Minutes of Discovery

It's been 5 minutes since the last time I checked the clock. That's a whole 1/12th of an hour. A significant chunk of time, if I do say so myself.

During this 5 minutes, I have achieved:

• Managed to spill coffee on my shirt. Again.
• Discovered the perfect ratio of cream to sugar in my morning oatmeal.
• Learned the entire script to "Who Let the Dogs Out".