Hoverbike 9000 Reservations

Hoverbike 9000 is now taking reservations for the most epic, most lit, most totally-not-a-rollercoaster-in-a-bike-stand experiences in the world. Don't @ us, we're sold out. Yet.

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Queen Beele Rentals

Our Queen Beele is the most majestic, most elegant, most terrifying creature in our fleet. Book now, and experience the rush of flying 10 feet off the ground, while being watched by a thousand screaming children.

Rent for $10,000,000 Rent for $20,000,000 Rent for $30,000,000

Breakup Ride Ride

Are you tired of your partner's constant nagging? Book the Breakup Ride Ride, and experience the thrill of leaving them in a cloud of smoke and flames. Side effects may include loss of relationship, and possibly a few broken windows.

Ride in style, for $50,000,000 Ride with a side of emotional trauma, for $20,000,000 Ride with a side of regret, for $10,000,000