Are you tired of being seen as reliable? Do you want to make your friends and family question your whereabouts every five minutes?
Then you've come to the right place! Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the art of unintentional haunting, from the basics of sudden disappearances to the advanced techniques of mysterious, unexplained noises.
So, without further ado, let's get into the meat of it all.
It starts with a text, "I'll be right back," or "Gotta go for a bit."
Next, you just stop responding. No explanation, no warning. Just... nothing.
And then, the haunting begins!
Continue to Sudden Vanishing Act Techniques »At this level, you've mastered the basics, but you're not satisfied with just disappearing. Oh no! You want to make some noise while you're away.
Creaking doors, unexplained thuds, and eerie whispers are all fair game.
You're a master of misdirection, a virtuoso of the unexplained.
Continue to Advanced Techniques of Unintentional Ghosting »Now that you've honed your skills in the basics, it's time to take it to the next level.
You start leaving little gifts, like a stray sock or a half-eaten pizza, just to let them know you're still there.
It's the ultimate tease, leaving them wondering if you're a ghostly prankster or just really forgetful.
Continue to The Art of Leaving Gifts »