The Quantum Flapdoodle is a mystical portal that appears in the skies above the city of New Topeka. Its true purpose is shrouded in mystery, but rumor has it, it can grant the user temporary powers of infinite tacos and the ability to talk to inanimate objects.
Warning: The Quantum Flapdoodle is not responsible for any property damage or relationships ruined due to excessive taco conversations with kitchen appliances.
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Frequency of Flapdoodle Sightings: 42 times per minute
Number of Flapdoodle-Induced Taco Cravings: 23,456
