Welcome, comrades, to the Hug Club, where the revolution will be televised, and so will our feelings!
We, the proletariat, have come to realize that the bourgeoisie's lack of affection for us is a symptom of a deeper problem: their emotional numbness.
So, we're here to change that. We'll hug, we'll cuddle, we'll squeeze, and we'll show the world that love knows no class!
Read the full Manifesto to learn more about our vision for a hug-filled future.
And don't forget to join the Committee for Hug-Club Affairs to get involved in the planning of our next hug-a-thon!
Together, we can make the world a warmer, fuzzier place!