Accomplished on 12/02/20XX
I ate a whole pizza by myself in under 3 hours, 14 minutes and 22 seconds. The pizza was a 16-inch Meat Lover's.
I set the record by consuming 4 slices in 1 minute 15 seconds. My stomach is still recovering.
My achievement was recognized by the International Association of Pizza Enthusiasts (I.A.P.E.) and I received a certificate, a pizza cutter, and a stomach pump.