The Human Coffee Machine (HCM) is a revolutionary device that brews the perfect cup of coffee every time. It's like a coffee machine, but with a human.
Q: Will the HCM replace my human barista?
A: No, the HCM is designed to work with your human barista. In fact, it's like a team effort. The HCM is the assistant, not the replacement.
Q: Can I use the HCM with my favorite coffee beans?
A: Yes, the HCM is compatible with most coffee beans. But be warned, it may develop a caffeine addiction and start making sarcastic remarks about your coffee choices.