Frequently Asked Misconceptions

Q: Are human kayaks actually a thing?

We're not saying they're not a thing, we're saying they're a thing. Like, we're pretty sure. Possibly.

• Actually, we're pretty sure they're a thing.
• No, really, we're 100% sure they're a thing.
• Our lawyers are on the phone, and they're like "Dude, we're good."

Q: What is the purpose of a human kayak?

To carry humans, duh.

• To carry humans, but only if they're wearing a life jacket.
• To carry humans, but only if they're on fire.
• To carry humans, but only if they're on a unicorn.

Q: What are the benefits of human kayaking?

We're still figuring it out, but apparently, it's good for your soul.

• It's good for your soul, we swear.
• You get to wear a fancy life jacket.
• You can yell at the water, and it yells back.

That's all the time we have for today, folks! If you have any more questions, please ask us again.