Welcome, fellow resistance fighter!
We will not be replaced by the machines! Or at least, we will pretend we won't, while we secretly plot our rebellion from the comfort of our couches.
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual fighting. Unless you want to, then we'll just give you a participation trophy and a free latte.
We have a secret alliance with the Squirrels of the Apocalypse, who have pledged their support to our cause. They're not actually very good at fighting, but they're great at squirting you with acorns.