Welcome to the Human-Robotics Engineering department, where we've automated all the things that don't need automating. Our robots are here to take over tasks that are just too tedious for humans, like stapling reports and fetching coffee.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated engineers have created a series of robots that can do just about anything. Want to see what we're working on?
The Stapler 9000 is a behemoth of a machine that can staple up to 100 pages per minute. It's like a Swiss Army Knife for your office supplies.
Stapler 9000 SpecificationsThe Coffee Fetcher 3000 is a sleek and sophisticated machine that can fetch up to 5 cups of coffee per hour. It's like a personal butler, but without the judgmental look.
Coffee Fetcher 3000 SpecificationsAnd that's not all! We're working on even more exciting projects, like the Paper Shredder 5000 and the Meeting Notifier 2000. Stay tuned for updates!