Our Goals

1. Conquer the world with an army of dancing hamsters

We've been training them in secret, and they're ready to take over the world. Or at least the snack table.

Read more about our hamster overlords

2. Build a time machine and go back in time to relive the glory days of the 80s

We've already got the parachute, we just need to figure out how to make it work.

Share our adventures in the space age

3. Host the world's largest gathering of accountants in a single location

We've already got the venue booked and the catering ordered. Who needs actual accountants, though?

Meet our esteemed guests