Fire Making Manual
Warning: This manual is only for experienced pyromancers. Don't even think about attempting this unless you've spent years studying the ancient art of fire manipulation.
Step 1: Find a suitable location. Make sure it's not on a pile of dry leaves, a gas tanker, or a cat's fur. Those are all bad ideas.
Step 2: Gather your materials. You'll need:
- 1x Sparkly Stick
- 1x Firewhisperer's Wand
- 1x Fire Pit (preferably with a non-stick coating)
Step 3: Perform the Fire Dance. This involves waving the Sparkly Stick in a zigzag pattern while reciting an ancient incantation of fire starting.
Step 4: Focus your energies. Visualize the flames you desire. Tap into your inner pyromancer.