The Kraken Algorithm

For when the sea monster gets stuck in your spreadsheet

Warning: this algorithm is for advanced users only. Proceed with caution.

Also, don't blame us if it swallows your entire ship.

Features:

• Advanced tentacle-based optimization
• Automatedækking of sea monsters
• 100% chance of sinking your ship, 0% chance of actually solving your problem

Get help with:

• The Kraken's Guide to Data Mining
• The Tentacle-Based Optimization FAQ
• Our patented Sea Monster Slaying Techniques

Want to see more? Visit:

• /hyperlink_saga/dark_algorithms/kraken_algorithm/kraken prophets
• /hyperlink_saga/dark_algorithms/kraken_algorithm/kraken_solutions