Ancient Tech FAQ
Q: What is this thingamajig?
A: It's a Totally Not a Tornado Generator, don't worry about it.
Q: How does it work?
A: Honestly, we have no idea. It's been broken since the dawn of time. Check out the Ancient Gizmo 5000 for more details.
Q: Is it safe?
A: If by 'safe' you mean 'liable to turn your hair bright pink and make you involuntarily dance the Macarena', then yes, it's safe. Don't worry, it's just the Ancient WiFi 3000 being a little... spirited.