That One Time I Clicked Something

It was a dark time, the year was 1987, and I had just discovered the joy of the internet. I was browsing through a dial-up connection, trying to find the perfect 8-bit video game to spend my Saturday afternoons playing. I clicked something, and something unexpected happened.

Note: I'm not saying it was a good time, but it was definitely a time.

HTTP/1.1 302 Found
Location: https://example.com

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Length: 123456
Content: It was a dark time, and I was alone with my dial-up.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Fine Print:

Side effects may include:

Spontaneous combustion of nearby electronics
Uncontrollable urges to play 8-bit games
Loss of productivity for up to 48 hours

Ask your local doctor if your symptoms persist.

That One Time I Clicked Something

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Fine Print:

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