Welcome, adventurer, to the secret chambers of Hyperlinkia, where the most esoteric treasures of the web are hidden.
Here, you'll find relics from the dawn of the internet, when the web was still a mysterious and wondrous place.
Be cautious, adventurer, for the path ahead is treacherous, and the artifacts are said to be... very link-heavy.
Would you like to explore:
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Mysterious Dialup Modem.
Remember, in the depths of the web, there's always something new to discover, and something old to rediscover.