When the gods of fate conspire against you, and you're stuck in a meeting that could've been an email, you're experiencing the Ironic Saying.
It's like the universe is saying, "Ha! You'll never get out of here. You'll just be stuck in this conference room forever, with nothing but your thoughts of existential dread."
But fear not! For in the words of the great philosopher, Chuck Norris, "The only true wisdom is to never, ever, under any circumstances, attend a meeting that starts before the caffeine kicks in."
Learn more about the Paradox of the Universe or explore the Philosopher Kings for more insight into the absurdity of existence.