Quest 1: The Quest for the Golden Sarcophagus
Objective: Retrieve the fabled Golden Sarcophagus, said to grant the wielder immense wisdom and the power to make really good puns.
Status: In progress. Currently stuck in the Cave of Eternal Darkness, where the walls are made of a substance that looks suspiciously like wet paint but smells like despair.
Encounter the Giant Spider of Doom!