Galactic Space Battleship USS Fuzzy McSassface

Entry 002: The Fearsome Fuzzy McSassface

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The Fearsome Fuzzy McSassface

The USS Fuzzy McSassface is the most feared battleship in the galaxy. With its gleaming pink hull and razor-sharp propellers, it's a sight to behold.

Commander Zara Z. McSassface has a reputation for being the most ruthless commander in the galaxy. Her motto: "To boldly go where no one has gone before, and leave a trail of destruction in their wake."

Don't be alarmed, though - the USS Fuzzy McSassface has a soft spot for kittens. In fact, it's rumored to have a hidden stash of catnip hidden deep within its engines.

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Disclaimer: The USS Fuzzy McSassface is a work of fiction and not affiliated with any real-world naval vessel. Unless you count the countless hours we've spent playing "Space Battleship Simulator 2022" on Steam...