Our Mission

Protecting the galaxy from boring websites.

We are the guardians of the intergalactic information superhighway, policing the vast expanse of the web for sites that are too dull, too bland, and too boring to exist.

Our fleet of battlecruisers, armed with an arsenal of witty one-liners and an endless supply of caffeine, scour the cosmos, seeking out sites that need a little bit of excitement.

We are the ones who bring the noise, who bring the flavor, who bring the... read on.

Join us, and together we can make the web a more interesting place, one site at a time.

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