The Cosmic Crew

Kitty in Space

Meet the brave warriors of the galaxy!

Commander Johnson: The fearless leader of our fleet. Zero Cool: Our resident genius hacker and master of the mothership's mainframe. Astro Lola: The cosmic navigator with a heart of gold. Brody Borg: The robot with a penchant for bad poetry and worse jokes. Captain Starbeard: The grizzled old sailor of the cosmos.

Our Mission

We're fighting for freedom, justice, and the right to eat as much space rations as we want.

Our Values

We value:

Truth, Justice, and the Space-ways
The right to rock out with our galaxy-spanning playlist
Caffeine-fueled late-night space-brawls

Join us, and together, we'll make the galaxy great again!

Join the Fight