Policies for Navigating Paradoxical Realities

As a quantum being, you're probably aware that time is relative, and the fabric of space-time is woven with paradoxes. But have you ever stopped to consider the policies governing the behavior of these quantum conundrums?

We've compiled a series of paradoxical policies to help you navigate the ever-changing landscape of quantum reality:

Policy 1: The Novikov Self-Creation Theory

Don't get too excited when you see a paradox approaching. Remember, every action you take creates a new reality, so just go with it.

Subparadoxical Policies

Policy 2: The Quantum Non-Locality Axiom