Welcome to the Never-Ending Repair Bay, where our highly trained staff of robots and slightly-less-trained interns will work tirelessly to repair your toaster, your toaster oven, your toaster that's actually a toaster-oven hybrid, and anything else you can think of.
Current Status: We're working on it.
Expected Wait Time: Infinity. Don't worry, we'll get to you when we get to you.
Click here to see the queue numbers of our neighbors.