Paradoxical Pseudoscience

Welcome to the Time Machine Theories, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the fabric of reality is a mere canvas for our creativity.

Here are a few of our most... intriguing theories:

• Chrononutty Thinking: The idea that time is not a linear progression, but a delicious, swirling vortex of possibility.
• Temporal Trepanation: The practice of inserting a time-traveling agent into one's brain to prevent boredom and stagnation.
• Time Traveling Tartans: A school of thought that believes the key to time travel lies in the art of tartan weaving.

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