Also known as "The Great Unravelling" or "The Sock Saga", our research team proposes a novel theory explaining the mysterious case of missing socks in the washing machine.
According to our findings, socks do not, in fact, disappear in the wash, but rather, they are merely relocated to a parallel dimension where they form the basis of a complex, sentient fabric-based ecosystem.
We present to you, our groundbreaking evidence:
Exhibit A: A single, lone sock, discovered in the depths of our lab's sock drawer.
Exhibit B: A collection of socks, observed to be communicating with each other using a previously unknown form of Morse code.
Exhibit C: A map, detailing the known territories of the Sock Empire.
Further research is being conducted, but we are confident that the truth about the sock entanglement is out there.
Stay tuned for updates, and, if you're feeling adventurous, learn more about the Sock Protocol!