Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been unable to secure snacks for the remainder of the day. A state of emergency has been declared, and all personnel are advised to proceed to the nearest vending machine or snack bar for sustenance.
1. Vending Machine Protocol: Engage the vending machine and select 'Emergency Snack' option.
2. Snack Bar Protocol: Approach the snack bar and demand 'The Works'.
3. Self-Sufficiency Protocol: Engage in a 30-minute workout to burn off excess energy.
Emergency Snack Options Snack SquadTHIS IS NOT A DRILL.