Rankings for the Utterly Absurd

Top 5 Most Ridiculous Life Choices

• 1. Deciding to major in "Extreme Ironing"
• 2. Paying $1000 for a pet rock
• 3. Spending 3 hours in a queue for artisanal toast
• 4. Eating an entire pizza by myself in one sitting
• 5. Becoming a professional snail trainer

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