Advanced Idiomatic Expressions

For those who want to take their idioms to the next level

Check out our Idioms of Obscurity for the truly esoteric

Or, if you're feeling particularly verbose, try our Polysemantical Expressions

Want to confuse your enemies? Our Parasilogical Expressions are sure to do the trick

For the more Paradoxical Expressions are not your thing, try our Oxymoronic Expressions

Idioms of Obscurity

For when you want to be completely unclear

Check out our Bureaucratic Speak for the ultimate in obfuscation

Or, if you're feeling particularly enigmatic, try our Paranoid Expressions

Polysemantical Expressions

For when you want to be completely confusing

Check out our Semantical Sophistry for the art of being vague

Or, if you're feeling particularly obtuse, try our Epiphenomenal Expressions

Parasilogical Expressions

For when you want to be completely counterintuitive

Check out our Paradoxical Syllogism for the ultimate in logical confusion

Or, if you're feeling particularly illogical, try our Absurdist Expressions

Oxymoronic Expressions

For when you want to be completely contradictory

Check out our Jumbo-Jellybean Expressions for the art of being a walking contradiction

Or, if you're feeling particularly self-contradictory, try our Pleonasms