Rule 1: All participants must wear full face paint at all times during the competition.
Rule 2: The course must be completed in under 3 hours and 14 minutes to avoid a penalty.
Rule 3: All spoons must be made of 99% pure titanium, and the remaining 1% is a dash of mystical moonstone for added luck.
Rule 4: Any participant who is caught using a fork will be automatically disqualified.
Rule 5: The winner will be decided by a panel of expert judges who will deliberate in a smoke-filled room.