Spoon Jousting: The Official Rules

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Use a Spork

Any participant found using a spork shall be subject to disqualification. The use of a spork is a clear sign of weakness and lack of commitment.

First offense: warning and stern lecture
Second offense: one game penalty
Third offense: permanent expulsion from Spoon Jousting

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Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use a Table

Any participant found using a table or chair shall be subject to disqualification. The use of a table or chair is a clear sign of laziness and lack of dedication.

First offense: warning and stern lecture
Second offense: one game penalty
Third offense: permanent expulsion from Spoon Jousting

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Rule 3: Thou Shalt Joust with Honor

Any participant found engaging in unsportsmanlike conduct, such as hitting an opponent's spoon or using an unfair advantage, shall be subject to disqualification.

First offense: warning and stern lecture
Second offense: one game penalty
Third offense: permanent expulsion from Spoon Jousting

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Remember, Spoon Jousting is a sport of honor, and those who do not respect the rules shall be cast into the depths of shame and despair.

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