Toaster Timewarped Bagels - A Brief History
Pre-History (3000 BCE - 500 CE)
Before time-traveling toasters, our ancestors were content with merely toasting. They'd stick sticks into the fire and call it a day.
Time-Traveling Toaster Era (500 CE - 2000 CE)
As humans harnessed fire and electricity, the toaster became a staple in every home. But then, something unexpected happened...
Modern Toaster Times (2000 CE - 3000 CE)
Today, time-traveling toasters are the norm. They can toast, travel, and even tweet.