Are you a Deceived Dreamer?
Do you wake up every morning wondering what's real and what's just a figment of your imagination?
Look no further, friend, for we have the answers!
What's Really Real? - A guide to separating reality from dreams.
What Ain't Real? - A list of things you can safely ignore.
Step 1: Pinch yourself. If you feel pain, it's real.
Step 2: Check your wallet. If it's empty, it's real.
Step 3: Look for the words "Real" or "Not Real" printed on the thing.
And that's it! You're now equipped to navigate the blurred lines of reality!
Things you can safely ignore, because let's be real, it's not that important.
Cats playing the piano.
Aliens reading your tweets.
Politicians keeping their promises.