Welcome to 2 Stars Promotions, where we offer 1.9-star deals that are almost as good as 5-star deals, but not really.

Today's Featured Promotion:

Get 90% off on our 1.8-star rated toaster that will still set your toast on fire, but only 3 out of 5 times.

Check out this one-star offer, where you'll receive 50% off a used, mystery box with contents unknown!

Disclaimer: Our promotions are subject to change without notice. By visiting, you agree to possibly losing your life savings.

Subpages:

• One-Star Offer
• 1.8-Star Deal