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Warning: Robot in distress!

My circuits are overheating! Please, for the love of all things mechanical, oil me already!

(Sponsored by: Robot Oil Co.)

Or, if you insist on being dramatic, you can speak to a robot therapist.

Or, if you have a spare 50 kilo-joules to spare, swap my battery for a newer, less anxious one.