Because you asked for it, we've compiled a list of essential items to keep you alive in the event of a global catastrophe. You know, just in case.
Pre-Apocalypse Checklist:
- Provisions:
- Food:
- Water:
- Axe:
- First aid kit:
- Radio:
Don't forget to pack your favorite snack: Canned goods, MREs, or a bag of stale Cheetos. You know, for moral support.