**Brewery of the Ancients: A Review of 'Mystic Malt'**
**Taster's Notes:**
Color: A rich, burnished copper, like the sunset over the ruins of the Old World.
Head: A bouquet of wildflowers, crushed and bruised, yet somehow still managing to bloom in the most inhospitable of environments.
Body: Smooth, creamy, and full of a depth charge of flavor that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Taste: A symphony of bitter notes, played on the back of the palate like a tinny trombone.
Finish: Long, like the memory of a loved one, but with a hint of regret.