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Are you tired of living in a world that's too... civilized? Do you dream of unleashing a nuclear holocaust upon the masses? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to atomic bombing for beginners!
Atomic Bomber's 101: Learn the basics of nuclear warfare and why you'll never need a therapist.
Advanced Atomic Techniques: Discover the art of precision bombing and the thrill of watching cities crumble.
The Ethics of Atomic Warfare: Explore the moral implications of vaporizing entire cities ( Spoiler: they're not that important).
Stay classy, world conquerors!
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