Uncle Bernstein's World Famous Travel Agency

Uncle Bernstein's Travel Agency is the best travel agency in the world, offering the most absurd and confusing travel experiences. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated travel agents are ready to help you plan your next adventure!

Want to visit Bernstein's Arcade and try your hand at the world's most challenging video game, "Donkey Kong"? Or perhaps you'd rather visit Bernstein's Bizarre Bazaar and haggle with the vendors for the best deals on used socks?