Brain Fertilization Case Study 2: The Fertilization Protocol

Case Study 2: A bold and unapologetic look at the most efficient method of brain fertilization known to man.

Introduction

As a seasoned brain scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Brainstorm (Ph.D.) has spent years studying the art of brain fertilization. His groundbreaking research led to the development of the Fertilization Protocol, a method so potent that it has been known to increase brain capacity by a whopping 300%.

Dr. Brainstorm's team has been working tirelessly to refine the protocol, and the results are nothing short of astonishing.

The Protocol

Step 1: Gather materials

  1. Acquire 1 cup of high-quality brain food
  2. Prepare a nutrient-rich cocktail of 3 tablespoons of memory-enhancing vitamins and 2 tablespoons of focus-enhancing minerals
  3. Mix the cocktail with 500 milliliters of pure water

Step 2: Administer the fertilization

  1. Insert the cocktail into the cranial cavity via a sterile, FDA-approved brain funnel
  2. Massage the fertilized area for 7.5 minutes to ensure even distribution
  3. Monitor brain activity for signs of optimal fertilization (i.e., increased productivity, enhanced creativity, and a 99% reduction in procrastination)

 

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