Bureaucratic Efficiency Chart

Process	Time (days)	Steps
Getting a simple answer	42	1. Create Form 345-B. 2. Fill out 5 forms. 3. Attach 3 stamps. 4. Wait 3 days.
Getting a refund	17	1. Fill out form 345-A in triplicate. 2. Attach 5 stamps. 3. Wait 5 days. 4. Call 3 times.
Getting a meeting rescheduled	14	1. Send 3 emails. 2. Wait 2 days. 3. Send 3 more emails.
Getting a simple form approved	21	1. Fill out form 345-B. 2. Attach 2 stamps. 3. Wait 7 days. 4. Call 2 times.

Disclaimer: Times are averages and may vary depending on departmental inefficiencies and the phase of the moon.

View Form 345-A: The Bureaucratic Onboarding Form or Form 345-B: The Bureaucratic Efficiency Form for more information.