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Caffeine Fueled Madness Therapy Session

Today's Topic: The Existential Crisis of Running Out of Coffee

Therapist's Note: Patient is clearly in denial

Caffeine Intake Log:

8:00 AM: First cup of coffee

10:00 AM: Second cup of coffee

12:00 PM: Third cup of coffee

2:00 PM: Mild panic

4:00 PM: Severe withdrawal symptoms

Therapist's Notes:

Patient has developed a clear addiction

Need to wean off coffee gradually

Recommend a 12-step program