The Dissociated States of America: A land of contradictions and paradoxes. Where the skies are always gray, and the sun never rises.
Our capital city, Dissonance, is a bustling metropolis of clashing cultures and conflicting ideas.
Visit our National Museum of Inconsistencies, where you can see exhibits on the history of our most notable paradoxes.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Extreme Irony Theme Park, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
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