Are you tired of your dragon's constant fire-breathing, scale-shedding, and hoard-accumulating antics ruining your life?
Look no further! This guide is here to tell you the harsh truth about the downsides of dragon ownership.
Newsflash: your dragon is not actually a majestic, intelligent being with a deep love for you.
It's just a large, fire-breathing lizard with an endless appetite for food, attention, and destruction.
Get used to it.
Read Chapter 2: The Dragon Drama
Warning: the truth hurts.