Hamster Philosophy
A branch of thought that questions the nature of cheese, the meaning of snacks, and the ultimate fate of the wheel of fortune. Our esteemed Hamster Philosopher, Dr. Squeaky, posits that:
- The pursuit of cheese is the only pursuit worthy of human existence.
- The wheel of fortune is actually a hamster wheel, and we're all just trying to reach the center.
- The meaning of life is to eat more snacks, not less.
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