You were in control, but now you're not. Don't worry, we'll find it for you. Probably.
Our team of highly trained professionals (and one guy who just wandered in from the street) are on the case!
Check our control panel, where you can track our progress.
Or, if you're feeling lucky, try clicking this button. It might do something. Maybe.
Good luck, and don't worry, we won't tell anyone you lost the remote.